I AINT HURTING ANYBODY

I don't swim but I like to go to the Y on Lake Street, sit with the fellas and watch some of the local ladies work out in their water aerobics class.

Some of the gals find it odd to be watched but heck, why else would the Y have installed that giant window overlooking the pool?

Now not to over-egg the custard but there's something truly magical about a bunch of wet women wiggling their fannies to Taylor Swift's "Shake It Off."

I like Chinese Hot Pot dinners too.

But for some reason nobody finds that objectionable.

I guess that's why I don't like living in the boonies.